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July 21

Torchylympics.

Torchylympics texty

Hey there. I hope you're not forgetting about the Bejing Olympics? Well, with food prices, war, Brad and what's her lips having twins, terror and souring gas prices, it's easy to forget that the Olympic Games are mere days away! I'm sure the hard working Chinese are putting on a spectacular show for us all, and everything will go off without a hitch. So save up a little extra so you can get something nice to munch on, as you watch the opening ceremony. China will no doubt display, most, of their vast and diverce culture. And remember to cheer along a little extra as the host welcome their dear friends Zimbabwe and Burma!

Have fun!

 

July 13

Bejing 2008

China thinks this will be the greatest Olympics ever. Well, in my opinion, it's already the worst since Berlin 1936. China doesn't want us to think about politics, history or anything like that while the Olympics goes on. OF course not, why, if I start thinking about things like, China supporting Robert Mugabes regime, and how it murders, well, white people, just to give you one example, this white person might think, "hey, Olympics in China, let's not do that!" China doesn't want us to think during the Olympics because they didn't lift a finger to help the people of Myanmar (Burma). They don't want us to remember the fact that they support the Jihadist, Sharia law pigs in the Sudan while they terror bomb the Christian south of their country, or while they support the 'militia' slaughtering people in Darfur. They don't want us to think about the fact that they are occupying the country of Tibet, supporting the insane regime in North Korea. They want us to ignore led paint, beatings of their own earthquake survivors, threats to Taiwan, their demands in the South-China sea (demanding tiny islands a stones throw away from the Philippines and Vietnam). And god forbid we think about the way the invest in African countries and pour in their own people, leaving the local government officials with money in their pockets, and the locals looking bewildered on, as no jobs and no money is coming their way.

 

And finally, they sure don't want us to remember the fact that they just blocked yet another attempt in the UN to do something about Zimbabwe.

 

Well, in my opinion we should accommodate them, by forgetting China as much as possible, look for more expensive, less Chinese products to buy, so we don't get reminded that they boil puppies and kittens alive and we sure as hell don't remember the fact that they are hosting the Olympics.

 

Boycott the whole things, say I.

June 10

Another election, more shit.

same shit text

Another election comming up in Zimbabwe. It's all just a tragic joke of course.
Send in and army from the UK and the US, or the EU or UN, wipe out todays elite
and army. Then put the place under direct rule from the European Union until
enough failsafes are in place, so not even the so called "war veterans" can screw
the place up. Let the whites have their land back, and re-name it Rhodesia as a
collective punishment, and a reminder what happens when you let black african
unity weigh more than, lets say, human life, dignity and freedom.
 
Oh, and remember how quick we worked together to starve out Apartheid in South
Africa with boycots? Maybe we should do the same to starve out stupidity in the
ANC?
 
April 11

Zuma's HIV cure

South Africas former vice presiden Jacob Zuma was removed due to many different things, among them, as with most African political leaders, corruption and so on.
 
Now he is facing conviction in a trial where he is accused by an HIV positive woman that he raped her.
 
When confronted with wehter or not he knew she was HIV positive, he made it clear he was aware of it, but he was sure to be fine, because he had a really good shower after the intercourse.
 
A lot of memebers of the ANC are still sure it's a conspiracy that led to this man being removed from power.
 
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Well, a while after this he was of course aquitted, which proves that my distaste for the current leadership of South Africa isn't entirely misplaced.
 
(Aug 25, 2006)
March 29

Temple in the Sky.

They always get you when you can't get away!
 

The Mouse That Roared

Jeesh, just go around, and get over it!
 
March 21

Meat is murder

There's a big meat scare in Norway these days. Some kids have gotten seriously ill, one or two have died. They think they know what product did it, perhaps.
 
 
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Morten Aastad

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I am 38 years old,In 2004 I finnished a year in school, got some papers that says I have been studying tourism. Currently working at Trafikanten in Oslo. mostly related to customer service and public transport-

"I can't sit through that much Wagner, I want to get up and invade Poland" Woody Allen, Manhattan Murder Mystery.
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